Kirk's one lucky guy. He's got everything a man can ask for: a stable job, a beautiful asymmetrical wife and an all-American kid who already has an impressive killstreak not 5 seconds after being born.

Reminds me of an obscure MTV sitcom cancelled way before it's time

This was really cute.

The ending killed me.

Pretty fun but I wish the songs were more memorable and had definitive endings.

For some reason whenever I let go of the right arrow it repositions my duck to the left-most side of the screen making the game virtually unplayable

this slaps harder than yo mama's backhand

The greatest western shonen ever made.

"And it'll be a long time, fore you ever see me again, me again.

Don't worry about me, worry 'bout you, cause it'll be a long time 'fore you see me again.

Me again."

R.I.P. Kanye West, a once real soulful dude reduced to being a drug-taking moron not worth anyone's time. They say the greats die young so you don't see their downfall but he never had that downfall. He was himself, a real G. A world-class poet and man of the people. Now he's the man for the wrong people. A clown with delusions of grandeur. A powerful stubbornness he used to power his dreams has transformed into a stubbornness that has cost him everything. His fans, his talent, his dignity...

The most powerful, the most mysterious monarch in all the world
Guided by a fighting force that never sleeps
That never relaxes its vigilance
For none is as feared, none has as many foes
As DOOM.